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Sacred Nonsense

Annual golf tournaments built on humor, ritual, and conviction.

Party Bunker Classic — June 27 →

2026 Season

This Year's Events

Coming Soon

October / November 2026 — Date TBD

Party Mountain Classic

Welcome to Party Mountain.

Four-Person Scramble

Coming Soon

TBD

Vandypalooza

Andy. The man with the van. Doesn't trust hippies… but he'll drink with them.

9-Hole Skins

Hall of Record

Most Recent Champions

Party Bunker Classic — 2026

Bob Cummesky & Alan Hardin — 65

The Dobberstein Tiebreaker settled a deadlock at 65 to crown the champions. Daniel Tercey took over MC duties in a golf outfit that can only be described as a cry for help. Power-Ups, presented by <a href="https://luckyducksports.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="text-sn-brass hover:underline">Lucky Duck Sports</a>, made their tournament debut. The Bunker Blaster launched its first volley of "I Got Blasted at the Party Bunker Classic" T-shirts, immediately proving one thing: we need a lot more shirts next year. And yes... someone threw up again.

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Legendary outcomes.

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