Sacred Nonsense Presents
Party Bunker Classic
The world's greatest tiki adventure golf tournament.
🏆 View 2026 ResultsCocktails before you hit the first tee. The MC is already on the mic. We start hot and we get hotter. Hawaiian shirts. A flyover. A t-shirt gun. Eighteen holes of two-man scramble. The juju is real. Dress accordingly.
Day Of
Schedule
On-Course
The Trials
Four contests. Four types of golfer. One chance to prove you belong.
Trial of Power
Thunderstick Trial
Hole 2
Longest drive. Must be in the fairway. This is not the hole to guide one out there. Tee it high. Let it go. Hope you warmed up before this.
Trial of Precision
Pinseeker's Trial
Holes 4, 8, 11, 14
Closest to the pin. You've got the number. Now stop second-guessing it. Pick your line and hit it.
Trial of Control
Arrow Trial
Hole 17
Straightest drive. Closest ball to the line. Start it where you want it. Then leave it alone. Any curve… that's on you.
Trial of Chaos
Grass Skimmer Trial
Hole 1
Shortest drive. Must be in play. Just enough to count. That's all it takes. You'll know it when you see it… And so will everyone else.
Post-Round
Awards & Honors
The Juju-Forged
Teams finishing below par.
Birdie-Free Fellowship
Survived without a single birdie.
Double King
Three or more double bogeys. Somehow still here.
The Unraked
Never entered a bunker. Suspicious.
Most Spirited
Men, Senior, Women. Chosen by Nick Valdovinos.
Last Place Prize
You earned it.
69th Registrant
A sacred honor. Ask Sam Foster.
Read Before You Swing
Rules of the Game
- 1 Two-person scramble. No handicaps.
- 2 Lowest total score wins.
- 3 Double bogey max — pick up after double, keep the pace.
- 4 Gold tee eligibility: age + handicap index ≥ 75.
- 5 Ladies hit from women's tees. Everyone else from white tees.
- 6 OB: drop where it crossed + 2 strokes.
- 7 Hawaiian shirts encouraged. For juju.
* Food and drinks available for purchase after the round.
If It Comes to It
The Dobberstein Rule
If two or more teams finish tied for first, the Dobberstein is invoked. Best of three chip-offs — closest to the pin wins the hole. Win two holes, win the tournament. Named after Tommy Dobberstein, who it was invoked against in 2024. He won.
Party Bunker Classic 2026
Champions: Bob Cummesky & Alan Hardin — 65